Sunday, April 8, 2018

A Quiet Place Review



Shhh, don't make a sound! Or at least, that is how the characters in "A Quiet Place" must live their lives. With creatures that hunt by only sound, we follow a small family live their lives. Talk about a "high concept" kinda film! It doesn't reach the heights of "Jaws" or "Alien," in terms of simple monster movies, but it is a decent diversion on a slow day.

Director, writer and star John Krasinski plays Lee, father of three- wait no two- no no three (it makes sense once you watch it), and his real-life wife Emily Blunt portrays Evelyn, though good luck learning anyone's names- there is barely any dialogue in its ninety five minute long running time! It is a bold move, leaving any conversations to be either sign language or simply gestures, which yes, means I had to look up their names on the internet for this review.

They don't do anything particularly exciting either. They gather food, wash laundry, you know, day-to-day stuff. But man, they just can't catch a break! It's like every ten minutes someone drops something and bam! Monster attack! You'd think they'd line their dwelling with wall-to-wall memory foam.

They have, however, lined the ground with sand, on wooden planks that don't squeak, for example. How they figured that out is beyond me, as they'd have to step on the hardwood floor and make noise to section off which ones do. You know, the calling card of the monsters. But there again I go, bringing logic to a monster movie.

The monsters themselves are your usual post-"The Descent" creatures, with slimy human-like things with twitchy movements and piercing roars. It's a shame too, as the few new things they introduce later in the film are novel and grotesque, it's too late. A creature feature, especially one that seldom shows the beast, should be hiding something new, exciting. Remember the time you finally saw the Xenomorph in the original "Alien" movie? How disgusted you were, how terrified? That never happens in "A Quiet Place."

Somehow this got released in theaters, there's a low-budget feel here, particularly the effects and acting. The pacing feels just a tad lethargic as well, sure, the many jump scares did make me spill my metaphorical popcorn, but there's something off the entire time. The whole thing has a first-draft kinda quality to it, like just a few million dollars more could have made this a future classic. As it is though, it's a small screen treat displayed on the big screen.

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Ready Player One Review



"Ready Player One" is less of a movie and more of an experience, a high-flying adventure that is a spectacle that is both exhausting and visceral on a visual level. As soon as we entered the Oasis, the virtual-reality world that most of the action takes place in, I sunk right into my chair and jumped right on for the ride. It's the kind of movie that I wish I had an endless bag of popcorn to munch on when watching.

We follow Wade Watts (Tye Sheridan), an orphan who lives at his aunt's in a towering tenement of trailers patched together. We spend the entire movie with him, but most is in the form of his avatar, his created character in the Oasis, a world where everyone and their mom's live their lives in. As the film starts he's about to enter a race, the first of three "games" he needs to complete to gain total control of the Oasis, per request of the deceased owner James Halliday (Mark Rylance).

You see, this eccentric creator has hidden an "easter egg," which is a hidden item somewhere in the video game world, that requires someone, or some people, to complete a challenge and collect a key. Once they do, only then do they inherit a bunch of money and ownership of the virtual reality realm. And it's not just him that wants to win, everyone does, including Nolan Sorrento (Ben Mendelsohn), CEO to the Oasis competitor IOI. He's the villain of the movie, a decent one but not much from your generic "bad guy who works for bad company that does bad things."

This is where some cracks show, and it's mostly in the characterization. Sure, our boy Wade is a charming little lad, and his crew of digital buddies have some chemistry, but I don't believe that they're real friends. The group is far from "The Goonies," but I suppose that's kinda the point. Isn't that what happens when you only interact with your pals online?

But the action! That race I spoke of earlier, Wade just sits down in his DeLorean and slams down on the petal, racing past monster trucks, motorcycles and other wacky vehicles on an obstacle course where both a T-Rex and King Kong crunch and smash cars into coins that other racers can collect. I forgot to mention that everytime we enter the Oasis, things become a game of "Where's Waldo-" there are decades of pop-culture on every inch of the screen. Even the dialogue is referenced-packed, from more obvious mentions like "The Breakfast Club" to more obscure ones like "Buckaroo Banzai." I can't recall the last time I thought of that movie!

"Ready Player One" is a blast to watch, because the action is so clearly staged, filmed and edited. And there are a lot of them! It's a breakneck endurance round of pure joy, a nostalgic, whimsical return to form from the man who created the blockbuster.